Message Board from January 2003
Hey Maynerd....My invitation was for the ass-hole who goes by....(one more lie,please!)... Is that you ??? If it is I'll see ya there ! If not .....shut the f*ck up and mind your own crap !! Either way I'll be there !!!!! hey Shelly baby...keep preaching. U R alright !!!!!! Rock On !!!
Hey Danny. youre one to talk aren't you? if you don't like what i say, how about ignore it? quit giving a sh*t. i love watching your guys ignorance get the best of you. your tempers flare worse than those bar sluts hemroids you screw. and Harley, learn to realize i'm not every post on here. the posts i make are MAYNARDS D*CK. hahahahaha, you wanna fight? aren't you a little too old for that? its amazing Shelly called it out before any of you could. "maybe he just wants to piss everyone off here". hey Harley69. i have shoulder length black hair. gonna be wearing a solid blue T shirt. i'll be more than glad to shove your head up your a$$.
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.....oops im sorry...f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!!
I WAS ALMOST AFRAID TO POST,BUT WHAT THE HELL.M.D. I HEARD SOMETHING ALONG TIME AGO ABOUT ANYONE CAN BE A CRITIC,BUT YOU BETTER HAVE THE *SS OR TALENT TO BACK IT UP!~SARGE THIS SITE ROCKS AND SO DO OUR CINCY BANDS.I HAVE SEEN REEKING HAVOC,NLL,GLAZE AND WANTED TO SEE EDGE OF LIFE,AND SOME OF THEM MAYBE RED NECK BANDS BUT THEY ARE GOOD SOLID MUSICIANS.I THINK M.D.JUST WANTS TO PISS EVERYONE OFF.HERE IS A BIG STRAWBERRY FOR YA (:p)
Usually when someone doesn't care for the content of a website they hit the X in the corner...Seems more like a fan than a hater when your life must revolve around waiting by the pc for someone to post a message to make fun of.... I hope everyone has a rockin' weekend (even you MD)... See i can lie too... Keep on SARGEROCKIN you krazy MOTHER FUCKERS
Hey ass-hole,*(one more lie,please!)..while you are sitting playing with your little keyboard and mouse and dick, all by yourself late at night flapping your gums, all us rockers and the sargman are out rockin our asses off. And having a good time you jealous f**kin loser. Big & Bad HUH ?? Come to the clubs dickhead and talh your shit there !! Anybody can type big and Bad !!! Can you back it up DICK ??? Show up at Elmer's this weekend..DICK... we'll see how bad ya really are, f**kin poser !! this ones for you..,*(one more lie,please!).. HEY Travis whatz upp !!! Did Drama play tonight ?????? I'm just sitting here wastin a great buzz chewin out this ass-hole who likes to talk shit bout rockers and trashin Sargmans web site. I say we kicks his whimp ass ..What do ya think ??? Rock ON !!!!!!
whatz upp muthu fukers. got drama?
what's wrong sarge??? can't come up with anymore lies for all of us "rockers"? you could always post that you ran sound for "TOOL" and then lie about it in a post a few days later! and "bottumsup" you just keep on playing those VAN HALEN tunes, i'm sure you'll make it big oneday.....(just kidding,i lie like sarge does!!)
Hey Sarg, who is this fuckin baby girl maynard ??? what infantile crap. Hey buddy....there is a web site targeted for baby girls like you....www.girls-R-us.com. Hey sarg sorry for the language. but have you ever read such crap. Sarg do you think we are a REDNECK band ?? Being a Van Halen Tribute Band and all ...... I'll call ya , we've got a gig at the Louisville Gardens in June. I'll call ya with the details. Cool pixs !!!! How do I get to your XTREME page ????? Later.
anybody talk to william lately?
hey maynard do you have you have a sense of humor?i don't give a rats ass about any of your postings, 5 days ago or yesterday, it was a joke.i think maybe you put a little to much stock in this whole little game (at least thats what it is to me!)that is being played here.why do you have such a hard-on for sarge?jealousy or hatred?or for that matter why does it bother you what any of these bands do, smoke, drink, etc... at practise or antwhere else?just remember everyone has an opinion just like everyone has an *sshole (or in this casae is one!) why don't you send sarge some of your great music you write so all of us "rednecks jerk-offs" can enjoy it?
"i have samples of all the bands that i run sound for "INCLUDING" FILTER??? 1/15/03 AT 1:47 A.M. TODAY,ummm i have never ran sound for filter??? you are a fu*king liar sarge!!!!!!!
the last post was a quote from ohhhhh little ways down the page...get your story straight. keep Rockin Sarge... or in your case, keep LYING...
Sarge 15 Jan 2003 01:47 AM If would you have taken the time to check out the rest of this site before running your mouth, you'd find that on the--> SargeRockBox page, that I have samples tunes from all the bands that I run sound for. Including Filter.
Just for the record....I have never ran sound for Richard Patrick of Filter and "Take a Picture" was NOT on Filter's last album. Keep Rockin. or in your case Keep Dreamin...
sarge,i just wanted to come on here and let all these rockin' roll fans of yours to know we dedicated and wrote the song "take a picture" off of our last album for you. you see, that night you ran the sound for us (that ONE night), we told you to take a picture,cause there will never any other times you will be here to do sound for us!!! so,i hope you remember what that was like....
what does carrying a few mic stands and a few stack of speakers have to do with hard work and writing music? hahahaha.
Hey Maynerd you think it is easy to drag all that equipment out every weekend and set it all up? I don't think so I've seen all the hard work it takes and as far as I'm concerned they sound great even if they don't practice. Sounds like you don't appreciate nothing in life.
hey craig. let it go jerk-off. i haven't posted here in several days to anyone. you would think that 5 day old post you could care less about... but peoples opinions really bother you that bad don't they? and Mindi... since when did these bands work hard? i've attended quite a few practices as well and i see nothing but a bunch of guys getting together to get sh*tfaced. if they are lucky they stagger through 6 or 7 songs within the 5 hours they practice.
Well where should I begin--I guess alot of people just don't appreciate these bands on here. Well i do especially Reeking Havoc i have follwed them for years.Why are people putting down these bands they work hard every weekend to provide some rock and roll for us. well just wanted to let everyone know I appreciate all of you guys. And Sarge I know how hard you work on this site and I love coming here everyday checking out all the bands--but looks like things are getting ugly again and that's a shame why can't people act their ages. well thanks sarge for all your hard work.
and yess maynard that was 3 shameless self promoting plugs for EDGE OF LIFE(whoops make that 4) peace to all and to all a goodnight
hey tammy, have you ever seen any of the bands that are on this website play?and what makes a band redneck?i would probably call Jackyl rednecks, and they seemed to do ok for themselves (they started playing all the redneck bars around here) have you ever heard any of Edge of Life originals, they don't sound like redneck sh*t either. just another uneducated groupie that can't travel to see a good band, so she stays in her neck (as in red) of the woods. i will gladly GIVE you a FREE copy of the new E.O.l. cd when it's done, just so you can hear what a real band with real good originals sounds like. remember the name EDGE OF LIFE cause it will be in your cd collection soon!(melting the plastic on your N'Sync and Britney Spears discs!) by the way keep me posted on where high strung is playing i would make a road trip to see what a REAL band sounds like (and i bet i could pick you out of the crowd,you'll be the drooling all over the guys in the band, you know like all the redneck wh*res and sl*ts do to all the bands on this site that is in your words not mine) have you ever heard of "the pot calling the kettle black"? LOVE AND KISSES EVERYONE I'M OFF TO RECORD SOME MORE OF MY GUITAR TRACKS(i think i'll lay down teh tracks on "BRUISED" since i'm in that aggressive mood now!!!!!!!!!)
Brackens Pub... 106 Main...Urbana.....if i post i leave my name....bitches quit blaming shit on me...i'm not the only person who posts on here.....geeze......cum c a good band.....not a redneck band......HIGHSTRUNG 4 EEEEEEVERRRRRRR!!!!!
no doubt. where are you guys playing?
hey high strung where are you guys playing?
15 Jan 2003
IP# please explain it again
hey webster smart ass learn to read.....look closer....it says neeeeeeeeVVeeeeerrrrrrr.....with a v...didn't anyone ever teach you the difference between a 'v' and a 'w'? just wonderin. HIGH STRUNG 4EVERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Hey... I have a HARTKEE 200 watt bass head for sale... Don't get excited, i'm not quitting music just got a new rig.. if interested leave a message on the board and i will check back... Bud forever Goebel never... P.S. anyone find anymore clues to the Sarge vision puzzle? nobody has said anything about it in a while. let me know
NEEEEWERRR:(kne-wur)-a word used by no-name, no talent, trailer trash,(usually in their teens), thought to mean "never" in some remote locations.
high strung?never heard of you.do you actually play anywhere or have a cd???
Hey Sarge! Smile please!!!!
If would you have taken the time to check out the rest of this site before running your mouth, you'd find that on the--> SargeRockBox page, that I have samples tunes from all the bands that I run sound for. Including Filter's tunes off their CD. If you don't like the background music, then turn off your F*ckin Speakers!! or better yet create your own web site and play whatever the F*ck you want!!
sarge, if you have so much faith or hope for these bands ( i use that word loosely) why don't you play their (i mean the people that wrote the songs) music? why do you only play fuc*ing filter???? none of these bands (again....) even cover a filter song??
HIGH STRUNG 4-EVER / SARGE-ROCK NEEEEVVERRR!!!
do we have to explain it again??????
Oh it's you.......welcome back ...So Fu**ing fragile. Knew I recognized that mouth.... :-p
nope not tammy and i don't know maynerd. no issues here.
Oh you hurt my feelings ;-(....... Did I hit a sore spot baby !!!! Sounds like you got some issues. Tammy is that you ???? This sounds familiar to me. You must be Maynerds bud. I understand babe. WE ALL DO :-)
so u r a BIG girl who likes c**k and b**h and hangs out @Elmers.....what a catch. why don't you just go back to blan and get f**ked up the a** like all your other bar whore buds...ru shickin up for the boys so maybe they will f**k your fat sorry a**? you shouldnt trash other peoples opinions when u r obviously trash yourself.
ru a blanchester wh**e or a travelin wh**e?
Alittle bit of ALL three. But I have alot of fun. Life's too short for shit.
or just BIG?
bigteaze....ru a c**k tease or a bush tease?
it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!!!!!!!!!!!! smiles everyone, smiles!!
Hey everybody, it looks like we hurt M.D.'s Groupie, now fronting as *(So Fu**ing fragile's),feelings. Poor baby girl or boy :-(. just because the only friend you have is maynerd. Little can you understand that we are a tight group of friends, some of us talented and some are working on it. we all help each other. seems like you are pretty fu**kin jealous. You and your bo, maynerd can go back to the trailer you came from. nobody ask you to come here. Sarge is pretty cool and all but he's pretty naive to think that he can put a board like this out in the open and expect people to be act like REAL humans. This has nothing to do with egos B**tch !!!! You are just jealous that we've got friends and all you've got is MAYNERD. Don't get me wrong I understand your frustration. the best thing you can do for that headache is to put a D**k in it or get laid. You'll feel a whole lot better. If not, then I suggest you leave this page if you don't like our company. We are all friends here. PS Why so hostile toward Danny Jo ??? He's just a rocker that likes to rock and get wasted like we do ????? Grow up !!!!
Hey Sarge, when are you going to put up the New Year's pix? I just can't wait to look at my rock star self so hurry up will ya? In the meantime I'm gonna go practice different ways to sign my autograph. Hey Tammy, can I borrow your boobs to practice on? (I never was too good a signing breasts)...Drink Goebel.
Hey Danny don't pay any attention to what "Maynard" says, he probably just isn't comfortable with his sexuality so he makes rude comments about others who are. Greg is right this site is for fun, not to intentionally try and hurt someones feelings.
Please don't say bad things about the bad cover bands & their more ego than talent members!!Please don't visit this message board unless you are here to stroke our egos like the whor*'s from elmers stroke our c**ks. By the way, I'm sure "danny jo" would agree with you, that all the guys do have sweet asses. Unstead of spending all your time on this board, maybe you so called "rockers" should ummm, PRACTICE?????? because all of you need plenty of it!!!!
I do think someone has a crush on me tho
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...I'll get back to ya... ;)
Oh yeah...there goes the neighborhood :-(. So when it comes to free access to a cool site some bung hole messes it up. I'm with Greg !!! That was not very nice. Danny Jo is a sexy madman dude. No reason to call names. Do you even know Danny Jo ??? Or do you just like being a jerk ?? Maynard and the Dicks sounds like a band...Danny just asked you a question. No reason to talk about his a**. Unless you like Danny's ass. From a womans point of view...Danny You and All the Guys have sweet a**ses !!! Can you say that Maynard ??? Hey greg your is cute too. Don't loose your cool for that fool. Hey sargman, hope you don't close this page :-( All us girls just love to talk !!! See ya all at Elmers. As a wiseman....I mean a sargman says...keep rockin !!! XOXOXOXOXOXOX
One last word for Maynard. At least Danny has the guts to admit what he is and wants to be. Most of us cannot figure out who you are or for that matter what you are. I joke on this site and don't get offended by anything. But when you intentionally offend and demean friends of ours for no f**king reason...that is not an opinion that is tasteless. So I hope everyone has had fun while it lasted...Sarge, if you will, shut 'er down.
then lets all start having fun AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
....allittle bit early fun partyin.......wheres the party??????? the pig has spoken !!!!
we want Glaze!!!!!!!
"remember, this is for fun". since when did you figure that out? thats the only reason i come here Sarge... you think i take this seriously? (as everyone else does obviously) maybe if everyone would lighten up you would eventually understand why i come here.
I did not single anyone in particular. I singled out everyone who wants to be hateful. Obviously MAYNARD....YOU DID NOT READ WHAT I WROTE! The only reason I even mentioned your name is to reply to the person who asked me to block you from the site. And what was my reply??? You took that pretty personal, even though it was in your favor. If you don't like the "Grade School Rules" as you put it, then act like an adult or create your own board and enforce your own rules. This is a PUBLIC board. But don't belly ache when someone else with an opinion about something that you or anybody else has said replies out against it. I'm just telling you peeps to do it tactfully (in good taste). Remember, this is for fun.
my god my ego is killin' me, i might have to seek counseling. hey tammy, if people don't come to see the bands play, how come most of the same people go to whatever bar the band they like are playing at?or how come there are 200 people on our mailing list most of who will show up if we play in cincy, middletown, piqua or trenton?thats a pretty long way to drive to "hook up".E.O.L. has sold about 500 copies of our first c.d., maybe the same person bought all of those to "wallpaper" the house. i do, however, believe everyone is entitled to an opinion, (and it seems to me that yours is...i like to go out to bars to get wasted and hook up), but thats your opinion and its cool with me.maybe you are just wallpaper to all the guys in the bands and that bothers you a little bit. i believe there are people who enjoy music for what it is, and there are people that enjoy it for the scene it tends to bring with it. either way is o.k with me!!! p.s.-sorry for the profanity sarge by the way maynard i don't have anything against you or anyone else but you sound a little paranoid about the whole "single me out"thing.express your opinion and deal with the feedback that comes with it. i myself, love music for what it is, and to be able to do that in front of people and make money at the same time is pretty cool to me.i've got a life, and it doesn't revolve around groupies,drugs or an ego. i know there are plenty of people out there who think they are "rock stars" and have huge egos (99.9% of them are unwarranted)but it doesn't bother me and i don't understand why it bothers some of you so much.
Preach on Tammy, you said it perfect......Sarge, i think you need to quit singling me out there buddy. a lot of others have used profanity on this site in their posts as well. the only reason i decided to use profanity in my posts was well, since everyone else can ignore the rules, why can't i? why don't you take a scroll down your little website here and see who else has used profanity. the only reason i'm causing such a disturbance here is not that i use profanity. its the fact that i am hurting these "rock stars" egos. and what happens when i say something about them that they disagree with. they retaliate. since we aren't allowed to use profanity, and we are going by grade school rules maybe you can also relate to... 2 wrongs not making a right. i'm going to go have time-out now. so long for now. (post rated PG-13)
I'm trying to be fair to everyone's opinion. If it really starts to get out of hand again, I'll just make it to where you'll have to login again. To Tammy.... It's great to have an opinion. Good or Bad. But you do have some people's opinions that tend to offend others. If you look down this list some of the opinions left by these people are just plain , mean and hateful. Are they entitled to an opinion ? Sure !! But there is a limit to trashing my site because someone has a bad day or life. As far as blocking Maynard or anybody else, I won't do that, but what I will go back to do is to have it to where you will need to login to get to this page. I don't want the average web surfer who's looking for info on Cincy bands or other useful info to check this page , just to blow off this site as being a trash site. I've spent too much of my time creating this site at my cost. I'm helping the bands and the fans get together to Rock and have fun doing it. Not just to become another "Jerry Springer" side show. So if it does get to that point , yeah I will just set it backup to logging in to this page. The rules, that are printed at the top state for those who missed them, "Profanity and Offensive language will be omitted". Tammy you ask me "why is it that anyone who has an opinion of their own is labeled a "hater" here?", nobody has labeled you a hater ...have they ? You just gave your opinion. Your opinion is your own. The difference is this, you didn't use profanity, you didn't call anyone a whore ,slut, an asshole, a fag, or a bitch. You just got to the point and made a statement. That leaves the table open for someone to respond just as you did, Somewhat sensibly. When you start to trash someone personally, then I'm drawing the line. All I can advise you peeps to do is chill out and don't abuse this board. Keep Rockin !!!!
hey sarge, cant you block maynard from posting to this site? it seems like everytime he has a comment all the bullshit starts again. If I recall this is the same crap repeated from right before you shut it down last time.
Great show this weekend at Meridas! Edge of Life sounded great.
why is it that anyone who has an opinion of their own is labled a "hater" here? some of you guys are o.k. and some of you really do suck and the only reason you get gigs is because there are no other bands to choose from. people don't go to these bars to see you...they go to drink and hook up. you're just wallpaper.
Hey Danny Jo.... It looks like you hit an ol sore spot for ol Gaynerd boy. You are wastin your time if ya want to see ol gaynerd and the dicks play. They just play with themselves when they are not fuckin around here. Hey Craig ? Sorry didn't get a chance to see your band this weekend, the ol lady is on my ass this week. When are you guys out again? talk with the sargman and have him post your gigs. And to everybody else out there.....F**K THE HATERS AND ROCK ON!!!!!!!
Hey Danny Jo... i think you are well aware where Maynard and The Dicks are playing. from what i've heard its in your a**hole you pill poppin' wh**e.
hey shelly Edge Of Life is No Love Lost just with a different singer (kelly) and we added another guitar player (ace), we do some of the same cover songs that NLL did plus our own songs- come out to meridas tonight to check it out!!!
Hey all. Well Without Warning had a hell of a show last night. Greg , Chris and Steve got up and jammed a set. that was pretty cool. The night actually started out kinda rough. First note of the first song I broke a bass string. Last note of the last song Jason broke his snare drum, but we got thru it ok. Amy is that you. If so I still have a T-shirt for you but you have to come to the show tonight.
I came here to see where "Maynard and the Dicks" are playing....
M.D.... If you don't like it .....Leave.
Dear Sarge, please fix me. I sound like a CD skipping or a broken record. At least provide these wonderful fans with some quality audio that doesn't get old after the second loop. I have to go. I'm on my fifth loop of this terrible audio track. Please Sarge, I'm beggin'. Sincerely, your website.
THIS WEBB SITE IS GREAT!I CANT WAIT TO SEE NEW PICS AND STUFF.HEY,I'VE GOT A CRAZY QUESTION.EDGE OF LIFE REVISED NLL?SOME OF THE PLAYERS LOOK THE SAME. CLUELESS...... FAN FROM MERIDA'S
gogog1 is that your real name? if i had a mother like "gogog1" i wouldn't want to be held. by the way.....doin the mommy thing is a year round thing!!
Sorry Sarge I know I said I hate stupid immature people who have nothing better to do but get on the computer and see how many people he can try to piss off, (and not even have the balls to use his real name) but for one minute I have to stoop to his level and say he is a "F**KING DICK". Ok I feel better now. And Greg you crack me up!, if you had a son like "Maynard" would you want to hold him?!? I wouldn't, so his mom probably didn't hold him enough. See ya, Heidi
I think that Maynard is a font of misplaced rage. Pick the cliche...mother held him too much...or not enough. Moments of levity for this man cause him great stress and even headaches. Happiness for Maynard is very painful. Or on the other hand...maybe I have been extremely misled. Drink Goebel.
Damn. Sarge figured me out... for someone to not give a shit, i sure as hell got a pretty big list of fan club "haters". hahaha. remember Sarge, opinions are like husbands cheating on their wives w/ groupie bar whores. every band here has them.
I was just at Deuce's Wild last night. And thought this is a really cool place. Wonder what kinda bands are playing here? Got on Sarge's website & seen Reeking Havoc is playing there on March 14th. I'll be looking forward to seeing Reeking Havoc play there. A nice bar, close to home! Hoping some of you other bands will play there too!
Hey Sarge! Thanks for making the show rock last weekend at Merida's and thanks for the advertisement too. We appreciate it and look forward to doing it again. You Rock! Keith/theDrama
i saw edge of life for the first time on new years eve.they kicked ass!i really liked the originals they played, can't wait to get the new cd! check them out if you get the chance, it's the best band i've seen in years
Hey Sarge, I totally agree with you! It would just be nice for people to act like adults, my 6 year old daughter and 3 year old son are both more mature than this "Maynard" thing. I won't be out untill Feb I'm going to stay home with my kids and do the Mommy thing, so I'll see ya in Feb. Hey Greg.
Heineken! Fuck that shit...Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Hey GOGOG1, Some people are just like that. I put this board up for peeps to have fun. I guess trashing people and oozing hateful crap is their type of fun. This character "Maynard", is just that. Just like the U.S.S.R., this will fade away. Nobody really gives a shit about people who hate. Because the truth of the matter is that we all know they're only hating themselves. And they just want someone else to be just as miserable as they are. Considering what is being put on this board and who's putting it there.... It's not going to change the way I live or die. Cause 100 years from now I'll be too old to read that crap anyway. Also about the pics from New Years, in the process of transferring them to this site my system crashed. I've been playing catch up trying to fix what I screwed up. I'll get them up shortly. Keep Rockin !!!
Hey Sarge, didn't you say to be nice?!?! Some people I swear. Hey when are you going to put the pics from New Years Eve up? Email me and let me know. See ya.
you say it is updated? i can't tell looks like the same old stuff to me?????
Hey I'm with Danny I'll drink Goebel too--if we can see "DICK" play in a band.
well thats about the coolest thing i've ever heard you say maynard!!!
Hey Greg, I drink Heineken.
I'll dirnk Goebel if Maynard "DICK" will play in a band that i can see..... This is a happy place for "wanna be rockers" and people that like to party with us... LOVE to all.. ROCK-N-ROLL forever. SARGEROCK ON!!!
artsy-fartsy? far from. anything progressive for its time or strays from popular bullshit. music w/ depth and soul. odd time signatures, change in tempos... tribal drumming...arabic type sounds, lot of minor scales... walls of sound, creativity, deep lyrical content. feeling motion through sound... is what i listen to. a fine example - Tool , hence the screen name.
hey maynard, just out of curiosity what kind of music do you listen to? ever check out any transatlantic,king crimson,marillion,early genesis,yes, or spocks beard, or is that to artsy-fartsy for ya?it definately isn't verse/chorus 3 minute top 40
WHY AM I SCREAMING?
HEY I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF, I FIND HUMOR IN WHAT YOUR DOING!!!AND YOU HAVE A GROUPIE!!!ALTHOUGH THEY DON'T HAVE NEAR THE SENSE OF HUMOR YOU DO. BY THE WAY M.D. GROUPIE, HOW MUCH DO YOU PAY ON YOUR TRAILER?(OR DO YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR MOMMY?) I'D RENT YOU ONE OF MINE, BUT I DON'T TAKE SECTION 8!!! CAN'T WE ALL JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME?!?!?! BY THE WAY WOULD A HOT DOG BE CONSIDERED A FRUEDIAN PHALLIC SYMBOL?????
Now come on Craig, How expensive can a mortage be on a trailer? Craig says:"You won't be able to tell if you're listening to a top 40 station or my new gas station CD"...and do i get a free hot dog & pop with it at least?
I drink Goebel.
hahaha. i love how you guys tell me to f*ck off but at the same time try to sell your sh*t while doing it. haha. talk about shameless self promotion.
HEY MAYNARD-TRUST ME YOU DON'T OFFEND ME IN THE LEAST I PLAY COVER TUNES TO HELP PAY FOR MY THREE MORTGAGES (GASP - A COVER TUNE FUCK WITH A SENSE FOR BUSINESS????)AND TO STAY IN PRACTISE FOR MY NEW SOLO CD COMING OUT "QUASI-JAZZ- METAL-ACOUSTIC-DEATH-THRASH-MELODIC-PROGRESSIVE-EMO-COUNTRY-BLUEGRASS-GRUNGE-HAIR METAL-SONGS IN THE KEY OF Z) ORDER IT FROM RONCO OR PICK IT UP AT YOUR LOCAL B.P. GAS STATION (ONLY $6.99 WITH AN $8.00 GAS PURCHASE) BY THE WAY PEOPLE EDGE OF LIFE IS IN THE MIDDLE OF ITS 1ST FULL LENGTH RELEASE' I'M LAYING DOWN ALL OF THE GUITAR TRACKS THIS WEEKEND, THEN BUZZ, AND KELLYS VOCALS.WE ARE SHOOTING FOR A MID FEBRUARY RELEASE. PEACE
Hey GayNerd is back from Fagstown USA. Get tired of playing with the little boys?? Get lost dickless. Hey Craig ?? Is this is a trick question ?? The answer to your question is ...ALL OF THE ABOVE. You need to add a #5 to your list (5. Just a plain fuckin loser). On that note when is the NLL boys gettin together ??????. Time to crash....Rock ON !!!
Craig. your sense of humor is brilliant. in fact i do get off on seeing guys like yourself get so offended over petty words of someones opinion over the internet. low B-tuned bands... not here my man. that sh*t, thats so called music, is about as bad as repetitive verse/chorus 3 minute radio friendly rock these bands continuously cover. rock on mullet head.
hey everybody come check out Edge of Life at Meridas Jan.10-11 (thats next weekend for you people w/o a calender) hey maynard, do you get off on trying piss on everybodies parade?or are you... 1.a pimple faced computer nerd that has to be a dick just so you can elevate your sense of self to that of a snail turd 2.an yngwie malmsteen clone who can't play anything but blinding fast melodic minor scales,(but not a lick of any other kind of music),that is a hypocrite 3.a member of "a totally all original band" whos music is a bunch low-b tuned scream at the top of your lows about how daddy raped me and mommy didn't love me-life sucks type stuff 4.an asshole i'm guessing at least #4 (by the way that little lyrical spew you put on in the beginning of your post sounded like it was lifted right out of a Pretty Boy Floyd song!!!)
i kinda like the way you're breathing i kinda like the way you keep looking away would you like to climb on... climb a mile six inches at a time, on Maynard's D*ck ? yes... welcome back my friends. just when you thought it was safe to leave your trailers and rock out w/ the tri state areas sh*tt*est cover bands w/ a setlist as repetitive as Channel Z's songlist... i have returned to bring your mullets back down to reality... enjoy your stay. it'll be worth the ride. stay tuned for further details. (if you even get a chance to read this because some people aren't allowed to have free speech around here.)
Sorry for the Dust... I'm doing some face lifting to this site. Some of the links may not work just yet. Keep Rockin !!!
01 Jan 2003
Thanks to all the peeps who rocked with The Drama and The Havoc New Years. Had a great time. The Havoc is taking a break this weekend to recoupe so I'll see ya this this weekend at Merida's Rockin with DRAMA !!! Hey MGB ?? Thanks!! Keep Rockin !!!!
01 Jan 2003
Hey Sarge, HAPPY ROCKIN NEW YEAR. Thanks for putting on a great show. The lighting was awesome. See ya this weekend. mgb/drama